For today, it's the utter lunacy of Official DJ NTP's Christmas Mega Mix 2012, 14 minutes of agony for music-lovers everywhere.
To be fair, I don't think even Official DJ NTP thinks this is particularly good - but it doesn't matter BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS.
It put a smile on my face, it's festive, and it's undeniably an epic creation. For all of those reasons, here's Merry Christmas to you all. Enjoy!